Terms of service

Last updated: 31 July 2026

These Terms of Service govern your use of casualremarks.co and any purchase you make through it. Read them before you buy. By placing an order or using the site, you agree to them.

1. Who you are dealing with

Casual Remarks is a trading name operated by Edward Schaefer, sole trader, registered at Bergen, Norway. In these terms, "we", "us" and "our" mean Edward Schaefer, sole trader. "You" means the person using the site or placing the order.

Contact: support@casualremarks.co

We are established in Norway. We sell and ship to customers in the United States, Canada, Australia and the European Union. The countries we can deliver to are the ones listed at checkout.

2. Acceptance of these terms

By visiting the site, browsing it, or placing an order, you accept these terms, our Shipping Policy, our Refund Policy and our Privacy Policy. Those documents form part of this agreement. If you do not accept them, do not use the site and do not order.

We may update these terms. The version published on this page at the time you place an order is the version that governs that order. Continued use of the site after an update means you accept the updated version.

3. Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old and able to enter a binding contract. You must provide a delivery address in a country listed at checkout. You confirm the information you give us at checkout is accurate and that you are authorised to use the payment method you enter.

4. Products, imagery and descriptions

Product imagery on this site is illustrative and digitally created. It is not a photograph of the manufactured item.

Every product image you see has been produced with digital and AI imaging tools to show how a design is intended to appear on a shirt. No image on this site should be read as a photograph of the garment that will arrive at your door, or as a photograph of a specific person wearing it.

In practice this means:

Print scale, print position and colour saturation will vary from the image.
The shade and texture of the blank garment will vary from the image and may vary between production runs.
Fit and drape will vary from the image and between body types.
Where a size chart is published on a product page, the measurements in that chart govern, not the appearance of the image.

Screens also differ. A colour on your monitor or phone is not a promise of a colour on cotton.

We describe our products as accurately as we can. We do not warrant that descriptions, imagery or other content are error free, complete or current.

5. Made to order

All items are printed to order by a third party print on demand fulfilment partner. Production times, delivery times, cancellation windows and the limits on returns follow from that, and are set out in our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy.

6. Prices and payment

All prices are in United States Dollars (USD) and are exclusive of any sales tax, which is calculated and shown at checkout where it applies.

Shipping within the United States is free.

Payment is taken at the time you place the order, through our payment providers. We do not receive or store your full card number.

We may change prices at any time. Price changes do not affect orders already accepted. If a product is listed at an obviously incorrect price because of a technical or human error, we are not obliged to sell at that price, and we may cancel the order and refund you in full.

7. Orders, acceptance, and our right to refuse or cancel

Your order is an offer to buy. The confirmation email you receive at checkout acknowledges that we have received your order. It does not by itself mean we have accepted it. The contract is formed when we accept the order and send it to production.

We reserve the right to refuse, limit or cancel any order, in whole or in part, at any time before dispatch, including where:

The product is unavailable or the design has been withdrawn.
There is a pricing, description or stock error.
We suspect fraud, chargeback abuse, or an unauthorised payment method.
The order appears to be for resale rather than personal use.
The delivery address is in a country we do not ship to, is invalid, or cannot be served by our carriers.
We are unable to fulfil the order for reasons outside our control.

If we cancel an order after payment, we refund it in full. We are not liable to you for anything beyond that refund.

We may also limit quantities per person, per household or per order.

8. Shipping and delivery

Shipping is governed by our Shipping Policy, which forms part of these terms. In summary: production takes up to 10 business days, US delivery takes a further 3 to 5 business days, and a total of roughly 2 to 3 weeks is normal. Delivery estimates are estimates, not guarantees, and are not part of the essence of the contract.

Risk of loss and title pass to you when the carrier delivers the parcel to your address. Our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy set out what we do if a parcel is lost, delayed or damaged.

9. Returns and refunds

Returns, replacements, cancellations and refunds are governed by our Refund Policy, which forms part of these terms.

10. Intellectual property

All designs, slogans, artwork, layouts, copy, images, logos and other content on this site are owned by Edward Schaefer, sole trader or licensed to it, and are protected by copyright, trademark and other intellectual property laws.

Buying a shirt buys you the shirt. It does not transfer any rights in the design.

You may not, without our prior written permission:

Reproduce, print or manufacture any of our designs on any product.
Sell, resell or distribute our designs, or any derivative of them, in any medium.
Use our designs, brand name or imagery in advertising, merchandise or commercial content.
Scrape, data mine or systematically copy the site or its images.

You may photograph and post about a shirt you own on social media. That is encouraged, not restricted.

If you believe content on this site infringes your rights, email support@casualremarks.co with details and we will review it promptly.

11. Acceptable use

You agree not to use the site for any unlawful purpose, not to attempt to gain unauthorised access to it or to any system connected to it, not to introduce malicious code, not to interfere with its operation, and not to use automated systems to place orders or extract content. We may suspend or block access where we reasonably believe this section has been breached.

12. Content you submit

If you send us reviews, comments, photos, design suggestions or other material, you grant us a non exclusive, worldwide, royalty free, perpetual licence to use, reproduce, adapt and display it in connection with our business, including in marketing. You confirm you own that material or have the right to grant this licence, and that it does not infringe anyone else's rights. We are not obliged to publish, keep or return anything you send.

We may remove any submitted content at our discretion.

13. Third party services and links

The site relies on third party services, including Shopify for hosting and checkout, payment processors, a print on demand fulfilment partner, shipping carriers and advertising platforms. Their handling of your data is described in our Privacy Policy.

Any link from our site or emails to a third party site is provided for convenience. We do not control those sites and are not responsible for their content, products or practices.

14. Humour and content of the designs

Our designs are jokes. They are intended as humour, satire and understatement, and are not statements of fact about any person, product or organisation, and not advice of any kind. If a design offends you, the appropriate remedy is not to buy it.

15. Disclaimer of warranties

The site and its content are provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis. To the fullest extent permitted by law, we disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non infringement. We do not warrant that the site will be uninterrupted, secure or error free.

Nothing in this section excludes or limits any warranty or right that cannot lawfully be excluded or limited, including mandatory consumer rights in your state of residence.

16. Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law:

We are not liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary or punitive damages, or for loss of profit, revenue, data, goodwill or opportunity, arising from or connected with the site, our products, or these terms, whether in contract, tort, negligence or otherwise, even if we have been advised of the possibility.
Our total aggregate liability arising out of or connected with any order is limited to the amount you actually paid for that order.

We are not liable for failure or delay in performance caused by events beyond our reasonable control, including supplier or print partner failure, carrier disruption, industrial action, power or network failure, extreme weather, public health measures or acts of government.

Nothing in these terms excludes or limits our liability for death or personal injury caused by our negligence, for fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation, or for any other liability that cannot be excluded or limited under applicable law. Some jurisdictions do not allow certain exclusions or limitations, in which case the limitation applies to the maximum extent permitted there.

17. Indemnity

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Edward Schaefer, sole trader, its officers, employees, contractors and suppliers against any claim, demand, loss, liability or expense, including reasonable legal fees, arising from your breach of these terms or your unlawful use of the site.

18. Privacy

Our handling of personal data is set out in our Privacy Policy, which forms part of these terms. It includes how we use the Meta Pixel and the Meta Conversions API, the lawful basis for that, and how to withdraw consent.

19. Termination

We may terminate or suspend your access to the site at any time, without notice, for conduct we reasonably believe breaches these terms or harms us or another user. Sections that by their nature should survive termination, including intellectual property, limitation of liability, indemnity and governing law, survive it.

20. General

Severability. If any provision of these terms is found unenforceable, that provision is severed and the remaining provisions stay in force.

No waiver. Our failure to enforce a right or provision is not a waiver of it.

Assignment. You may not assign your rights or obligations under these terms. We may assign ours to an affiliate or successor.

Entire agreement. These terms, together with the Shipping Policy, Refund Policy and Privacy Policy, are the entire agreement between you and us regarding the site and any purchase, and supersede any prior communication.

No third party rights. Nobody other than you and us has any right to enforce these terms.

Language. These terms are written in English, and English is the governing language of any translated version.

21. Governing law and jurisdiction

These terms, and any dispute or claim arising out of or in connection with them or their subject matter, are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Norway, being the jurisdiction in which Edward Schaefer, sole trader is established, without regard to conflict of law rules. The Norwegian courts, with the registered venue of Edward Schaefer, sole trader as agreed venue, have jurisdiction.

Nothing in this section deprives you, as a consumer, of the protection of any mandatory consumer protection provisions of the law of the state or country in which you habitually reside, or of the right to bring proceedings in your local courts where applicable law gives you that right.