Smart Remarks

Let's Assume I'm Right (it Will Save Us Time) · Heavyweight Tee

I'm Older Than The Internet · Heavyweight Tee

I Used To Have Potential. · Heavyweight Tee

Graves Are Full Of People That Were Gonna Start Tomorrow · Heavyweight Tee

Your Parents Must Be So Proud Of Your Siblings · Heavyweight Tee

Certified Unctie · Heavyweight Tee

Better To Be Rich And Healthy Than Poor And Sick · Heavyweight Tee

You're So Far Behind That You Think You're In The Lead · Heavyweight Tee

If You Were Half As Smart As You Think You Are, You'd Be Twice As Smart As You Actually Are · Heavyweight Tee

I Wish I Lacked Common Sense, You Seem So Happy. · Heavyweight Tee

You Have The Kind Of Confidence That Comes With Competence · Heavyweight Tee

I Love That You Don't Let Critical Thinking Skills Hold You Back · Heavyweight Tee

I Like How You Don't Let Common Sense And Logic Get In The Way Of Your Thoughts · Heavyweight Tee

I Bet Your Parents Change Subject When Someone Mentions You · Heavyweight Tee

Common Sense Is A Flower That Doesn't Grow In Everyone's Garden · Heavyweight Tee

I Admire Your Courage To Speak In The Absence Of Knowledge · Heavyweight Tee

You're The First Person I've Met Who Has Used Their Full Potential · Heavyweight Tee

You State The Obvious With Such A Sense Of Discovery · Heavyweight Tee

You're Proof That Even Evolution Takes A Day Off Sometimes. · Heavyweight Tee

You're As Useful As The "w" In Two · Heavyweight Tee

You Seem Very Committed To Your First Opinion · Heavyweight Tee

You Hit Rock Bottom But You're Showing Signs That You're Still Able To Dig · Heavyweight Tee

You Look Like You Were Made In A Hurry · Heavyweight Tee