About
Casual Remarks is a small shirt label built on understatement. The line on the shirt is dry, it is said once, and it does not explain itself. If you have to point at it, it was the wrong shirt.
It is a small operation. One person picks the lines, draws the designs, runs the store and answers the email. No team, no garage origin story, no heritage. The store opened this year.
What you are buying
Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton. The thick kind that holds its shape and gets better with washing, not thinner. Ribbed collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin-needle hems. Unisex, true to size, S to 3XL.
Two colours, Faded Cream and True Black. That is the whole range, on purpose.
The print is set into the weave, so it moves with the shirt instead of sitting on top of it, and it will not crack.
How it works
Each shirt is made after you order it, in your size, in the colour you picked. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Nothing is thrown away because it did not sell.
That is the trade. You wait longer than you would for something already boxed on a shelf. Making it takes up to 10 business days, U.S. shipping adds 3 to 5, so the honest estimate is two to three weeks. Faster would be nicer. It would also be untrue.
Shipping inside the United States is free, always, with no minimum. We also ship to Canada, Australia and the 27 countries of the European Union. If your country is not in the list at checkout, we cannot deliver there yet.
If something is wrong
Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong design: email us within 30 days with a photo and we make it again, free. You do not send the first one back. Wrong size, once, on us.
The lines
Smart Remarks is the main one. Things you would like to say and probably should not.
The Fishing Husband is for marriages where one party owns a boat.
Chaos Club is for households operating at capacity.
If a line stops being funny, it comes down.
Talking to a person
One address, read by the person who runs the shop: support@casualremarks.co. Replies land within one business day, Monday to Friday. We are in Norway, so an evening email from the U.S. usually gets answered the next morning your time.
Casual Remarks is operated by Edward Schaefer, sole trader, Bergen, Norway.